So I have been recently aware that there is a white cat in my neighborhood that has been destroying the bottoms of trees, small brushes, cute lawn ornaments, and such. People have been putting guards on their trees to protect them. It’s like a chicken wire fence surrounding the tree, that’s like two feet away from the tree. It was just in my back yard. The evil white destructive kitty seems pretty nice and innocent to me. Strange day.
I’m imagining this thing like taking down small children and such. Keep your children inside. And do beware, it’s cuteness is all part of it’s evil plan for world domination.